Meeting 2: The Committee of Conundrums
Minutes of the meeting, in all their glorious, confusing glory
Present: Chairman of the Committee of Conundrums, Professor Baffling; Members: Drs. Puzzle, Riddle, and Enigma; Guest: Mr. Confusio, Esq.
Agenda Item 1: The Great Cheese Problem
The Chairman: "This is the problem that has been vexing us all for weeks. We must find a solution, or else the world will never be the same."
Drs. Puzzle and Riddle: "We have proposed the following theories: 1) the cheese was placed on the floor, 2) the cheese was eaten by an invisible entity, 3) the cheese was never actually there to begin with."
Mr. Confusio, Esq.: "Ah, but what about the possibility that the cheese was a metaphor for something greater?"
The Chairman: "That is a... fascinating idea, Mr. Confusio. But what about the possibility that the cheese was, in fact, a real cheese?"
Discussion ensued, with no clear resolution. The meeting was then adjourned.